He decided to clean the windows himself despite his wife’s warnings of ladder dangers and having to juggle things but he had waved her away.
Water sloshed down the windows then there was an all might crash and screaming.
His wife hurried outside and saw her husband sprawled across the floor the ladder on top of him, Quickly, she threw the ladder away and knelt beside him.
He was moaning and mumbling, tossing his side from side to side whilst his left leg twitched and blood formed around varies openings.
‘Well, I hate to say it but I told you so!’ she snapped.
(Inspired by; https://rochellewisoff.com/2020/06/17/12-june-2020/ with thanks).